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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:51
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones